1 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:17,520 Jarl Varg will die on it most cruel way for what he did. 2 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:21,960 It is important that people keep a close eye on what we are thinking about. 3 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:26,680 Do not boast that we are gathering an army who will rule Jarl Varg. 4 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:32,240 I can't tell where it is important that people stay close, - 5 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:36,600 - said Jarl Varg Don't get a kick out of this. 6 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:43,440 You can trust me. I don't say something against a hatchable reward - 7 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:46,720 - as true as I am Vidkun the deceitful. 8 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:51,040 - That name does not inspire confidence. - Vidkun? 9 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:56,680 No, the other name. Your name is "the deceitful" as a surname? 10 00:00:57,680 --> 00:00:59,400 OK. 11 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:05,840 I thought you were a leader who judged people based on what they accomplish, - 12 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:09,920 - and not what they are called. Maybe I was wrong there? 13 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:16,280 Of course not. But it is a special name. The deceitful one. 14 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:23,560 I probably got it because I am too much to be trusted. 15 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:28,800 I've been tight-lipped about so much that there has been too much of a good thing. 16 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:32,520 That's why I got an ironic nickname. 17 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:45,200 I've never heard of ironic viking names before. 18 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:50,720 OK, so you've definitely heard all Viking names in all of Norway? 19 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:56,640 -No. -Then we wouldn't have had this conversation. 20 00:01:56,720 --> 00:02:01,600 Many have ironic names. Lots of people around. 21 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:10,320 And as for the deceitful my appearance, then it's the same. 22 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:13,720 You must not look at the dog's hair. 23 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:18,640 So that I look deceitful, means I'm not. 24 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:22,720 Of course. You are right. My mistake. Sorry. 25 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:28,960 Anyway: No one must reveal that I planning an attack on Jarl Varg. 26 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:34,000 It has to come as a surprise. OK? 27 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:38,640 OK. I won't let you down, Earl Bjorn. 28 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:43,640 I promise that on faith and honor. 29 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:21,280 It's the groom, yes. 30 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:24,880 You wanted to talk about something? 31 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:29,800 There was something on the stag party which was disturbing. 32 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:36,040 - Yes, things went a little wild. - It didn't go well. But... 33 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:41,400 That with intimacy with the opposite sex and such. 34 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:45,400 - Yes, I know all about that. -Yes? 35 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:48,880 - You can never be taught, Orm. - Yeah. 36 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:55,760 No. Now the wedding night approaches, and Frøya is probably no beginner. 37 00:03:55,840 --> 00:04:01,640 I thought we should have a refresher course in here. 38 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:08,160 -You want us to go in and... - Yes. Now. 39 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:16,720 Yes, it's a bit unconventional, but as brothers maybe it's natural? 40 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:23,760 No, but then just ... You start in me, then i penetrate you afterwards? 41 00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:28,640 -Huh? - Or do you have sex in me first? 42 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:33,280 No! What ... Absolutely not, Orm! 43 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:37,240 No, that would be very unnatural. 44 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:40,040 Just because you... 45 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:44,640 But then it's forgotten, then. 46 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:58,480 That's it, then I'm in place. Are you fine? 47 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:03,200 Then the sexual interaction begins between man and woman. 48 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:07,560 Now I lead the meat stick into the vagina. 49 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:12,480 -Once? - No, it is repeated repeatedly. 50 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:15,720 And then I really enjoy it. 51 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:20,240 And then you find a nice rhythm. 52 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:26,680 Then you might as well have a quatrain going inside your head, and then you keep the rhythm. 53 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:30,960 Follow along now. You are not following. 54 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:35,440 That bow you make at the end… Then she enjoys it extra. 55 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:40,280 Watch the woman's face... Now she's enjoying it, can you see that? 56 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:43,680 Then you can increase the rhythm. 57 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:12,520 Such ... 58 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:17,160 That's how you evoke a fountain orgasm, Orm. 59 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:22,920 But it's extra material, that is. 60 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:29,760 Yes. Next step. Don't aim into it in the first place. 61 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:35,480 Now you just have to concentrate mostly about the geography. 62 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:37,920 Yes, questions? 63 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:43,640 If I have understood correctly, then ... That bag with the balls in it, - 64 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:49,320 - it should just dangle back and forth without aim and meaning? Not in? 65 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:54,840 -No. -Not into the other hole either? 66 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:59,680 - No, no. - Because it might as well have been that way? 67 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:05,080 It's not impossible, I mean. It depends on what you are used to. 68 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:08,640 It just isn't that's how it works, Worm. 69 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:13,360 - But it could well be that way. - That's not how it works. 70 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:17,200 Maybe not in Norway, but in other cultures. 71 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:19,600 I strongly doubt that. 72 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:26,080 Elsewhere it can be unnatural to have sex without having the bag in the rear hole. 73 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:32,280 And then they discuss the same thing there. Just the opposite. That's my point. 74 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:37,400 But otherwise it was very... You can't know everything. 75 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:09,280 Exactly what I feared: a co- welding gang after the bachelor party. 76 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:15,800 Bit of a letdown that we didn't make it, then. 77 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:21,880 Have you heard anything else about table placement and such? 78 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:25,280 Can we sit together? We have to. 79 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:32,400 I'm just stressing about the little- talking with strangers. 80 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:36,280 Everyone is kind of good at it except me. 81 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:01,280 - Frøya, are you there? -Yes? 82 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:05,280 You have not received cold feet or something? 83 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:07,800 Why would I? 84 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:13,880 No, no reason. No reason at all. 85 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:20,920 You must be one of my closest people warriors, and then you need some equipment. 86 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:26,000 This is the latest in sword, dagger, axe... 87 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:32,800 Not that much has happened that front for the last thousand years, - 88 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:35,880 - but this is the latest. 89 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:40,000 I have had a breastplate made, - 90 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:45,360 - but was a little unsure on it with ... Yes. 91 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:48,560 But you only get to see the hill it works. 92 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:52,680 And I got to sew a wedding dress for you. 93 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:57,880 Since you have something like that different clothes, then. 94 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:03,040 - OK. - You will shine. 95 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:05,320 Yes. 96 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:07,880 I just thought of one thing. 97 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:13,000 Don't go around asking and digging about how Orm is as a person. 98 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:16,400 - It's no joke. -Why not? 99 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:21,080 No, why... 100 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:26,960 - People are envious. They talk. -Yes, people are envious and talk. 101 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:57,200 -Oh true! Look here, yes. - Wow. 102 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:02,840 It feels strange to have never met the bride. 103 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:07,800 You've been lucky there. It's going to be great, Orm. 104 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:10,560 Yes, I'll just be myself. 105 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:16,160 Yes, or so I almost think that you should not be yourself so much. 106 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:21,280 -Why that? - I'm just saying that to help you. 107 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:26,000 But you might have a tendency to cling a little too much. 108 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:30,200 People show up now and then that you can be a little intense. 109 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:34,120 -Very, very suffocating. - You are like that. 110 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:40,800 You are clingy, intense and suffocating. Like that. Then the cat is out of the bag. 111 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:44,760 You too, Hildur. Very clingy. 112 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:47,840 Orm, it was just a well-intentioned piece of advice. 113 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:51,440 "Don't Be Yourself" - Worst advice ever. 114 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:54,440 Worm... 115 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:29,480 And Lord Thor and Odin. It is powerful person bonanza in here, yes. 116 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:31,600 Yes... 117 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:37,280 Just one look at the ruling elite and the dune stands on tight alert. 118 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:07,640 Is it free here, right? 119 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:10,560 Yes. 120 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:16,680 You just stand on the dress... 121 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:23,720 - Yes, it was a wedding then. -That it was? 122 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:28,440 - Then there was a wedding. -Yes, like that, yes. That's it. 123 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:39,960 It's actually a bit urgent with getting rubbed by one here. 124 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:44,080 Yes, it's been a long time. 125 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:48,640 It might have been a bit exciting. 126 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:52,320 A bit "illegal" and "daring". 127 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:58,160 Shall we... 128 00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:04,240 Just sit down, Olvar, this is it something I have to do on my own. 129 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:21,360 What is their relationship to the bride and groom, then? 130 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:25,560 We know the groom. But we are from Norheim. 131 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:28,400 - Are you from here? -Yes. 132 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:39,240 Yes. And do you enjoy living in Norheim? 133 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:44,400 Yes. Yes. Absolutely. 134 00:14:55,160 --> 00:15:02,200 I just got there to take a little lap before it started. 135 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:10,560 It seems... It looks pleasant. 136 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:15,080 -Yes, it does. -It's... 137 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:19,880 -Well maintained. -Yes... 138 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:26,200 - Well maintained is the word. -Possibly so. 139 00:15:26,280 --> 00:15:29,800 There it is a bit exposed to the weather, but... 140 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:35,000 I guess that's why we live here. The land for those with special interests. 141 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:38,680 -The country for...? - Especially those interested. 142 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:43,520 Yes. It is... Yes, then. There is something in it. 143 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:48,680 No, then. It must be room to joke around a bit too. 144 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:54,480 Yes. Why are you joking now? I didn't get it. 145 00:15:56,600 --> 00:16:02,160 No, it was a joke. I like to make a joke every now and then. 146 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:10,520 Yes. There is so much seriousness and misery now in the Viking Age, so ... 147 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:13,760 Not true. 148 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:17,880 Can't do anything but complain, say. Isn't that what they say? 149 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:22,080 I don't know, but for sure. Since you say so. 150 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:24,680 Yes, it is. 151 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:27,320 - It was a joke, too. - OK. 152 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:30,600 Can I have a little more to drink? 153 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:54,800 He is perfect. 154 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:09,240 She's perfect, is what I said. She is perfect. 155 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:28,880 That's why I'm so adamant about it that sight is the most important sense. 156 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:32,040 Almost everything is registered with sight. 157 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:35,720 Sense of smell disappears or sense of taste, - 158 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:42,240 - it is the eyes that protect us against dangers. They are indispensable. 159 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:47,720 Not to break in, but is anyone who wants to bare? 160 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:53,000 Anyone feeling cold? Tina? 161 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:59,240 -Yes ... What is it about? - You are bounced up and drained of blood. 162 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:05,400 Then the blood is used for make-up the bride and groom. The body goes to the pigs. 163 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:10,400 It is very honorable, just so it's said. 164 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:16,480 That doesn't sound terribly honorable to be cut up as a party trick. 165 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:22,400 No, it doesn't sound that tempting, but it is much more than that. 166 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:28,160 You become the center of the party. Maybe you can find some meaning in it? 167 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,640 I don't know but... 168 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:35,320 I believe that God's plan for me does not involve being a victim. 169 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:39,600 - Can't we vote on it? - That's fair. 170 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:44,680 Mega fair. Then it can become any of us. 171 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:50,120 So everyone who votes for Vegard to be exposed, raises his hand. 172 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:56,120 Here I have to say that I disagree with the majority. 173 00:18:56,200 --> 00:19:01,360 The individual's purpose is the same weight in a collective decision. 174 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:08,280 Yes, anything else would be madness. But it's okay to be disappointed. Thanks for now. 175 00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:15,560 Where was I? Yes, the sight. There you see how important vision is... 176 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:21,920 Thank you. 177 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:27,560 Oh, look here, then. 178 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:36,480 Thanks. 179 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:45,440 Really exciting, this, then. Completely new chapter in life and such. 180 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:51,320 -Yes. Yes yes. - You look really strong. 181 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:57,200 Proper muscular arms. It really appeals to me. 182 00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:03,600 Yes? Yes, I may always have I used to be such a tomboy. 183 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:06,080 Yes, me too. 184 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:11,160 Me too. Or what have they said? Such a girly man. 185 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:27,120 Here is a gift from me to you. 186 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:31,640 With desire a long and happy marriage. 187 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:35,800 -Thanks. Can we open right away? - Be so good. 188 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,480 - Toothpicks? -From humans? 189 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:49,720 An assorted selection. Here is from a tykas, here a lame pink, - 190 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:56,680 - a curly top, a small dwarf, a Mongoloid and a whore. 191 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:05,840 Snake? Don't you think anything of them? 192 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:09,360 Yes, it is a very nice gift. 193 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:12,440 I like it. I like teeth. 194 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:16,680 Abrupt. It was good to hear. 195 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:22,360 It would have been sad if this one great gift should dust away. 196 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:29,000 No, it's an absolutely wonderful gift, and we both appreciate it. 197 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,600 I am very happy to hear that. 198 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:36,280 In the same way. 199 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:45,680 -Is this from Jarl Bjørn? -Yes. An absolutely fantastic gift. 200 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:51,480 Unfortunately he couldn't be here, but he sure is very nice. 201 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,720 -Is he alive? -Yes. 202 00:21:55,040 --> 00:22:00,000 I think you're starting getting thin in the twine, Varg? 203 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:05,080 Hairless Whore... 204 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:18,160 Thick hair is more important than thick genital ... 205 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:22,640 No one loves a bald man… 206 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:42,320 I have a formidable one task before me. 207 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:08,160 Cousins! One thing remains before the marriage is consummated: 208 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:11,240 Exposing slave! 209 00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:39,360 Promise me that the marriage will last, otherwise it feels pointless. 210 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,840 Yes, marriage lasts a lifetime. 211 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:46,000 I'm sacrificing my life here. It should be worth it. 212 00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,920 Yes, enough about that and enough about you. 213 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:35,480 I don't know... 214 00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:47,280 Imagine that, from now on it's just you and me from morning to night. 215 00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:52,560 -Think about it. - Every morning and evening I am there. 216 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:56,640 - It's good to have some personal time too. - Or not. 217 00:24:56,720 --> 00:25:02,320 All meals together, holidays, your friends are my friends... 218 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:05,960 Maybe we can have hobbies together too? 219 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:08,720 - Have you pawned a lot? -No. 220 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:12,520 -Finger crochet, then? -No. 221 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:17,440 Poetry, is it a shared passion? 222 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:19,520 No. 223 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:24,200 -Do you make cone figures? Cone animal? -No. 224 00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:27,200 -Do you collect pearls? -No. 225 00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:30,280 -Such completely ordinary shells? -No. 226 00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:36,760 You'll love it in no time. We become inseparable. Like peas. 227 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:41,840 We become like twins which are attached to each other. 228 00:25:55,840 --> 00:26:01,880 - Has something happened, right? - They got married, then. 229 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:07,280 It was a great, tearful ceremony. Epic. 230 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:12,480 -Nice speeches and... -Sorry, I lost myself out there. 231 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:16,800 The hours just flew. I had to run a "doubler". 232 00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:21,440 Still, I have plenty sexual tension in the body. 233 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:25,520 Yes, but I can be of service, i. 234 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:31,680 I'm hungry. Do you send the bread? I just need something fast. 235 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:55,280 Dog. 236 00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:59,600 We sit and talk a bit. Or take a breather... 237 00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:02,640 - We're leaving. -Are you doing well? 238 00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:05,560 Never felt better. 239 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:09,600 I have big revenge plans which grinds in me. 240 00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:11,680 Come on. 241 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:16,440 See here. 242 00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:31,000 -Everything okay, Varg? - I will bring ten percent of the gifts. 243 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:35,320 -You bring gifts? - Taxes. 244 00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:39,280 This is standard procedure. 245 00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:44,600 And Odin knows that we need all the treasures we can get. 246 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:49,160 Yes. Is there anything special going on? 247 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:55,240 There are dark clouds on the horizon, Olav. 248 00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,760 War is brewing! 249 00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:04,360 Isn't it war all the time, really? 250 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:09,400 Yes, but it is a little more war than before, Olav. 251 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:15,000 It's brewing up to a little more war than before. 252 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:24,400 Shall we see... There we were... No, wait. 253 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:32,360 Should it be absolutely impossible to find your own piss, now? 254 00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:37,800 There it was, the trick. Shall we see... 255 00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:41,120 -Am I inside you now? -No. 256 00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:46,120 I will be there. 257 00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:51,000 Fantastic. What a feeling. 258 00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:54,440 - Still not inside, that is. -Huh? 259 00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:58,480 Then I have to ask you to double check. 260 00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:02,200 -The other way... -Oh yes. There, yes. 261 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:07,160 Like that, yes. Like that, yes! 262 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,680 It was something else, yes...